Hey! It's Me!


That’s me back in 1976. A funky 12-year-old with a bootleg Rolling Stones tee and a fish. I know it’s not politically correct to hold a dead fish in your hands...but that’s the picture. I must’ve just gone fishing with my father. Out in a rickety old blue boat. Seasick and eating Cheetos just to keep the nausea from getting the best of me.

I think my propensity for smartassness started early. That’s why I chose this picture to represent the official "About" page.

I hope that answers many burning questions you had about me, myself, my name and ultimately, my “brand.”

It’s all about the brand, people…all about the brand.